What Your Favorite Indie Rock Band Says About You

With apologies to John Peck and McSweeney's

Foster The People: You burn rather than tan.

Little Wings: You have sustained injuries falling out of a hammock.

Modest Mouse: You have drawn a penis on the face of a passed out person.

The Entrance Band: You re-named yourself in your late 20s.

The Decemberists: You will forever dwell in the “Friend Zone.”